ABOVE: Because it's winter where I am.

BELOW: Keep reading for an Insta-stud, an arrest in the Erik Bottcher case, Santos in the hot seat and more...

I know, I know — you hate tattoos and would kick him out of bed. (Image via Instagram)

OMG.BLOG!: Surprise — romance author and TikTok show-off Ryan Stacks looks great nude.

NY1: Nassau DA is looking at gay villain George Santos's lies and misdeeds. Guy may be seated, but will never hold on.

MSN: Cops have arrested a 33-year-old man and charged him with assault and harassment over an incident involving gay NYC councilman Erik Bottcher's neighbor. These people are anti-drag queen story hour, and think drag = pedophilia.

EXTRATV: Bill Cosby expects to tour in 2023. Let's hope he does so embalmed, like Evita!

TWITTER: At midnight, Madonna releases the demo and sped-up version of her 2015 demo “Back That Up to the Beat,” a song with Pharrell Williams that randomly has become a giant TikTok hit. I would guess all big stars and all stars with huge catalogues stand to benefit from the nature of social media. Lady Gaga's 2011 album track “Bloody Mary” is also currently ubiquitous, having been married to the instantly iconic dance scene from Wednesday.

TWITTER: Brooke Shields tried pot the first time because Judd Nelson convinced her she was too uptight. So she tried to wrap her mouth around a bong and wound up freaking out at a screening of A Dry White Season. Cue Mrs. Seinfeld: “You smoked pot at A Dry White Season?!”

"That is so stupid, Brooke." - Me to myself, everyday. And also @chelseahandler to me when I told her about the first time I tried pot... We talk all things relationships, therapy, pot, & more in this brand-new episode of #NowWhat. Listen now: https://t.co/KqDpZgcUIO pic.twitter.com/IDL9KyWxMp

— Brooke Shields (@BrookeShields) December 28, 2022