ABOVE: Instagram makes the removal of the good parts reminiscent of early beefcake photography.

BELOW: Keep reading for a catty George Santos, a male model's untimely death and more ...

No, it's definitely you. (Image via Twitter)

TWITTER: Rep. George Santos (R-New York) WAS a drag queen, IS CURRENTLY a little bitch.

NYT: Speaker McCarthy on Rep. Marjorie Taylor Green (R-Georgia):

I will never leave that woman. I will always take care of her.

Doesn't sound like he is her political prisoner so much as her #1 fan.

HUFF POST: More gun violence. Is America even noticing? Does it take getting shot to notice?

PEOPLE: RIP model Jeremy Ruehlemann, who has died at 27.

HERETV: Here comes Go Go, a new gay series about, well:

GO GO is a sexy, subversive & bitingly silly, GO GO is a thrillingly comedic tale of murder & mischief set in a gay men’s strip club, where the fantasies and “American dreams” of the patrons and the mostly immigrant strippers are shockingly twisted into a mysterious nightmare.

DICE: Doll Parts is presenting Heartbreak: A Dolly Parton Cover Band Experience in NYC.

Do go — just because you can! (Image via The Sultan Room)