ABOVE: Today would've — and could've, and should've — been the day Sal Mineo turned 84.

BELOW: Keep reading for Luke Evans and a half-nekkid tennis pro, Santos gushes over gutting of House Ethics Committee (and House ethics), movies galore and more ...

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INSTAGRAM: Luke Evans acts in tons of stuff, yet always seems to find time to be on ((paid?)) vacations, too.

🎥| Shawn Mendes yesterday in Los Angeles, CA. pic.twitter.com/yVM1CwrPf7

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SOCIALITE LIFE: Shawn Mendes cut off all his hair, which can sometimes connote depression, but the result is a success.

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KENNETH IN THE (212): Tennis feeeeeet.

JOE.MY.GOD.: House Majority Leader Steve Scalise (R-Louisiana) says the scandals of Rep. George Santos (R-New York) are being handled internally as Republicans in the House move to gut the House Ethics Committee. Santos gushes of that move that it's “fantastic.”

BLOOMBERG: Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-Florida) is now the House's most hated.

FORBES: The controversial rule that we must report all Venmo (and PayPal, etc.) transactions over $600 has been put off for at least a year.

HUFF POST: Normally, I am against it when a Democrat tries to unseat a sitting Democrat. But regardless of her many years of mostly fine service, Sen. Dianne Feinstein (D-California) is well and truly past it, and I do not blame Rep. Katie Porter (D-California) for announcing she's running for Senate now. That said, if Feinstein dies or steps down, there's no guarantee Porter is first in line, and if Gov. Newsom were to appoint, say, Rep. Adam Schiff (D-California), I'd have a problem with Porter forging ahead. Good luck to her.

VIMEO: The annual IndieWire countdown of the 25 best films of the year, by David Ehrlich:

OMG.BLOG!: Pablo Schreiber accidentally shared a pic of his cock and full bush.

PEOPLE: I remain Team Harry:

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INSTAGRAM: One last peek at Sal Mineo's prowess, here alongside the amply talented Juliet Prowse in Who Killed Teddy Bear? (1965). Haven't seen it? See. It.

GR8ERDAYS: Today, Linda Lovelace would have turned 74. She died in 2002 after a second car accident — the first, in 1970, reportedly led to her contracting hepatitis, which led to a liver transplant. She had a very tough life, and was uniquely American in her embodiment of all our contradictory beliefs about sexuality (it's awesome!/whore! and victimization (it's wrong to be abusive/but was she lying about being abused?). Try explaining to a today's twinks that this lady became famous overnight for doing something as mundane as swallowing a whole dick.

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