(Image via Madonna.com)

Madonna has announced a career-retrospective hits tour entitled The Celebration Tour, and its branding makes use of some classic images — albeit with a Dalí-esque touch.

The tour announcement arrives in the form of a Truth or Dare-like, mostly B&W video featuring Bob the Drag Queen (special guest on all dates of the tour), Amy Schumer, Diplo, Jack Black, Eric Andre, Lil Wayne, Kate Berlant, Meg Stalter, Larry Owens and Judd Apatow. In it, the raucous group recreates a fantasy photo from Madonna's Sex book.

At the end of the video, she is dared to go on tour and perform all of her hits — giving us a sample of “La Isla Bonita,” which over time has become one of her most beloved and most streamed songs — and she takes up the challenge:

The tour also promises to pay respect to NYC, where Madonna's career began. Interesting. Madonna says:

I am excited to explore as many songs as possible in hopes to give my fans the show they have been waiting for.

She will tour 35 cities in North America and Europe (so far), kicking off July 15 in Vancouver. Looks like a hard end in Amsterdam on December 1 for now, but if she decided to go on, Australia or South America have to wait until 2024.

Tour Dates So Far ...

Sat Jul 15 – Vancouver, BC – Rogers Arena 

Tue Jul 18 – Seattle, WA – Climate Pledge Arena 

Sat Jul 22 – Phoenix, AZ – Footprint Center 

Tue Jul 25 – Denver, CO – Ball Arena 

Thu Jul 27 – Tulsa, OK – BOK Center 

Sun Jul 30 – St. Paul, MN – Xcel Energy Center 

Wed Aug 02 – Cleveland, OH – Rocket Mortgage Fieldhouse 

Sat Aug 05 – Detroit, MI – Little Caesars Arena 

Mon. Aug 07 – Pittsburgh, PA – PPG Paints Arena 

Wed Aug 09 – Chicago, IL – United Center 

Sun Aug 13 – Toronto, ON – Scotiabank Arena 

Sat Aug 19 – Montreal, QC – Centre Bell 

Wed Aug 23 – New York, NY – Madison Square Garden 

Thu Aug 24 – New York, NY – Madison Square Garden 

Wed Aug 30 – Boston, MA – TD Garden 

Sat Sep 02 – Washington, DC – Capital One Arena 

Tue Sep 05 – Atlanta, GA – State Farm Arena 

Thu Sep 07 – Tampa, FL – Amalie Arena 

Sat Sep 09 – Miami, FL – Miami-Dade Arena 

Wed Sep 13 – Houston, TX – Toyota Center 

Mon Sep 18 – Dallas, TX – American Airlines Center 

Thu Sep 21 – Austin, TX – Moody Center ATX 

Wed Sep 27 – Los Angeles, CA – Crypto.com Arena 

Wed Oct 04 – San Francisco, CA – Chase Center 

Sat Oct 07 – Las Vegas, NV – T-Mobile Arena 

Sat Oct 14 – London, UK – The O2 

Sat Oct 21 – Antwerp, BE – Sportpaleis 

Wed. Oct. 25 – Copenhagen, DK – Royal Arena 

Sat Oct 28 – Stockholm, SE – Tele2 

Wed Nov 01 – Barcelona, ES – Palau Sant Jordi 

Mon Nov 06 – Lisbon, PT – Altice Arena 

Sun Nov 12 – Paris, FR – Accor Arena 

Mon Nov 13 – Paris, FR – Accor Arena 

Wed Nov 15 – Cologne, DE – Lanxess Arena 

Thu Nov 23 – Milan, IT – Mediolanum Forum 

Tue Nov 28 – Berlin, DE – Mercedes-Benz Arena 

Fri Dec 1 – Amsterdam, NL – Ziggo Dome 

My Fantasy Set List ...

HOLIDAY/WHERE’S THE PARTY

GIRL GONE WILD

EVERYBODY

BORDERLINE

SECRET

EROTICA alternating with JUSTIFY MY LOVE

VOGUE

 

BACK THAT UP TO THE BEAT interstitial

 

BUENOS AIRES

LA ISLA BONITA

COMO UNA VIRGEN

GAMBLER

WHO’S THAT GIRL feat. elements of THE LOOK OF LOVE

BITCH I’M MADONNA

4 MINUTES

 

SORRY interstitial

 

OH FATHER/LIVE TO TELL

RAY OF LIGHT

CHERISH

DRESS YOU UP

LIKE A PRAYER

 

SOONER OR LATER interstitial

 

I GOT YOU BABE with rotating partners (Bernhard, Cher, Spears, Gaga)

CRAZY FOR YOU

MATERIAL GIRL/DIAMONDS ARE A GIRL’S BEST FRIEND

HUNG UP on MUSIC

THIS USED TO BE MY PLAYGROUND/FROZEN

TAKE A BOW

 

I LOVE NEW YORK

INTO THE GROOVE feat. elements of SPOTLIGHT

EXPRESS YOURSELF

CELEBRATION

 

My Backups:

Angel

Bad Girl

Causing a Commotion

Deeper and Deeper

Drowned World/Substitute for Love

Faz Gostoso

Frozen

I Want You

I’ll Remember

Open Your Heart

Physical Attraction

Papa Don’t Preach