Via Mr. Man:

Birthday boy Orlando Bloom turns 46 this weekend, and Mr. Man is marking the occasion with the most insane scene he ever filmed.

What’s really crazy is that even some of his biggest fans don’t know about this one. In the 2017 drama Retaliation, Will Turner stripped nude to stick a nightstick up his bottom.

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This divisive movie was hailed by some as containing Orlando’s career-best performance, while others found the whole thing to be gratuitous Oscar bait too reliant on shock value. Why can’t it be both? The unquestionably shocking scene goes down just over 10 minutes into Retaliation. 

A tatted and muscular Bloom contemplatively scoops up a handful of Vaseline to lube up his nightstick. He then heads towards the mirror, catching a glimpse of his own reflection as he inserts the nightstick in his anus. The viewer is treated to that incredible body, his ageless ass, and even a hint of pubes. Now this is birthday cake, y’all! 

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