ABOVE: You'll want the hard copy.

BELOW: Keep reading for Bautista vs. Pacquaio, a gay Housewives drama and more ...

Nice Glass. (GIF via Netflix)

YAHOO! NEWS: Dave Bautista covered up Manny Pacquiao tat over anti-gay comments.

SOCIALITE LIFE: This model offers tits, pits, crotch and abs.

DAILY BEAST: A male staffer of Herschel Walker's has alleged that powerful conservative Matt Schlapp groped his crotch after plying him with booze at bars. Schlapp runs CPAC, so of course he's a big homo.

RAW STORY: Stop the Steal's Ali Alexander — who is as demented a creep as anyone on the right — actually found a way to make himself seem even worse than Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-Georgia), launching into a misogynist tirade against her ... but also, tantalizingly, threatening to reveal that she had committed a crime that would get her bounced outta Congress:

Ali Alexander is threatening to release evidence that Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene "committed a crime" that will get her expelled from Congress: "I will not suffer this harlot. I will not be taught vows and loyalty, commitment from a whore!" pic.twitter.com/4NUFiX2nao

— Right Wing Watch (@RightWingWatch) January 5, 2023

TWITTER: Secretary of Transportation Pete Buttigieg committed murder on TV:

Wow. Pete Buttigieg just embarrassed Bret Baier. pic.twitter.com/L2xrICja46

— No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen (@NoLieWithBTC) January 6, 2023

AOL: Connecticut state Rep. Quentin Williams, 39, was killed in a fiery car crash while returning from the inaugural ball and his third swearing-in ceremony.

OMG.BLOG!: Was the new Scream teaser poster stolen?

GREG IN HOLLYWOOD: Chris Colfer's been off the market for a decade.

PEOPLE: You won't have Lisa Rinna to kick around anymore.

LGBTQ NATION: Gays go wild for M3gan.

NEWS12: Rep.-elect George Santos (R-New York) is a lying, fraudulent POS ... and so is his SISTER! (God, please, please let them be the same person.)

QUEERTY: There's a gay version of Real Housewives coming, and it turns out Chris Salvatore was fired from it because SOMEBODY on the show objected to his OnlyFans. Guesses?

To get someone fired over an OnlyFans — when you're gay! — is low. (Image via Instagram)