ABOVE: You'll want the hard copy.
YAHOO! NEWS: Dave Bautista covered up Manny Pacquiao tat over anti-gay comments.
SOCIALITE LIFE: This model offers tits, pits, crotch and abs.
DAILY BEAST: A male staffer of Herschel Walker's has alleged that powerful conservative Matt Schlapp groped his crotch after plying him with booze at bars. Schlapp runs CPAC, so of course he's a big homo.
RAW STORY: Stop the Steal's Ali Alexander — who is as demented a creep as anyone on the right — actually found a way to make himself seem even worse than Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-Georgia), launching into a misogynist tirade against her ... but also, tantalizingly, threatening to reveal that she had committed a crime that would get her bounced outta Congress:
Ali Alexander is threatening to release evidence that Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene "committed a crime" that will get her expelled from Congress: "I will not suffer this harlot. I will not be taught vows and loyalty, commitment from a whore!" pic.twitter.com/4NUFiX2nao— Right Wing Watch (@RightWingWatch) January 5, 2023
TWITTER: Secretary of Transportation Pete Buttigieg committed murder on TV:
Wow. Pete Buttigieg just embarrassed Bret Baier. pic.twitter.com/L2xrICja46— No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen (@NoLieWithBTC) January 6, 2023
AOL: Connecticut state Rep. Quentin Williams, 39, was killed in a fiery car crash while returning from the inaugural ball and his third swearing-in ceremony.
OMG.BLOG!: Was the new Scream teaser poster stolen?
GREG IN HOLLYWOOD: Chris Colfer's been off the market for a decade.
PEOPLE: You won't have Lisa Rinna to kick around anymore.
LGBTQ NATION: Gays go wild for M3gan.
NEWS12: Rep.-elect George Santos (R-New York) is a lying, fraudulent POS ... and so is his SISTER! (God, please, please let them be the same person.)
QUEERTY: There's a gay version of Real Housewives coming, and it turns out Chris Salvatore was fired from it because SOMEBODY on the show objected to his OnlyFans. Guesses?