ABOVE: Gr8erDays turns you loose on Fabian.

BELOW: Keep reading for a big boy, Beyoncé's big win, George Santos's biggest lie and more ...

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TIKTOK: It's cuffing season, I need a ... Pedro Pascal.

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OMG, You Guys, My Teacher Is So Fine!

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That SNL skit was hilarious. I LOLed throughout this weekend's episode.

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OMG.BLOG!: Dating naked on a game show is soooo German.

Santos: Today I rise to honor a former volunteer firefighter who was at ground zero on 9/11 pic.twitter.com/EkY9tBCo9H

— Acyn (@Acyn) February 6, 2023

TWITTER: I can't believe that Rep. George Santos (R-New York) gave a speech on the House floor about 9/11 after lying about his mom dying in 9/11.

BBC: The Pope is again blasting anti-gay laws.

GREG IN HOLLYWOOD: Ben Aldridge and Jonathan Groff chat about the queer representation in A Knock at the Cabin, about a gay male couple and their daughter held hostage and told they must choose someone to sacrifice or the apocalypse is nigh.

WAPO: Hong Kong rules in favor of allowing trans people to change their gender on IDs without surgery.

MASHABLE: Beyoncé now has more competitive Grammy wins than anyone, beating the record and destroying Georg Solti fans everywhere.

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AMAZON: Coming May 2 — Queer Heroes of Myth and Legend: A Celebration of Gay Gods, Sapphic Saints and Queerness Through the Ages. No, faggotry was not invented in the late '60s.

NYT: The Texas lawyer shot by Dick Cheney died before Dick Cheney! He was 95, though.

NYT: I'll never be on board with queer-baiting as a thing. If a celebrity is anti-gay but pretending to be gay-ish for cred, that's wrong. Otherwise, if Harry Styles wears painted nails, it's a win.

TWITTER: Salman Rushie looks good in first selfie after assassination attempt.

The photo in @NewYorker is dramatic and powerful but this, more prosaically, is what I actually look like. 😊 pic.twitter.com/ydrV7WvWgE

— Salman Rushdie (@SalmanRushdie) February 6, 2023

FACEBOOK: Assuming you'll wanna seek him out to hear him play!