ABOVE: Laura Dern's birthday should be a gay holiday.

BELOW: Keep reading for a hot new book, a Santos situation and more ...

Boy-Troy (Image via Amazon & BearManor)

AMAZON: A juicy dive into the private and public life of tragic movie star Troy Donahue is now available on Amazon. The author, a friend, turned in the definitive James Dean bio.

WAPO: We have another Santos on our hands! Rep. Anna Paulina Luna (R-Florida) apparently invented major aspects of her past, including false stories involving a burglary and — here we go — Jewish heritage. Even odder regarding her fake Judaism: her grandpa was an actual Nazi.

NBC NEWS: How to protect yourself amid a wave of gay-bar thefts.

APPLE MUSIC: Blond-ish turns in a fun take on Madonna's “Sorry.”

HUFF POST: Sen. John Fetterman (D-Pennsylvania) is still hospitalized; stroke ruled out.

OMG.BLOG!: A little vintage Casey Donovan never hurt anyone.

Score one for Casey! (Image via video still)