ABOVE: Happy 89th, Dick!

BELOW: Keep reading for VPL, Trump-indictment follies, Caitlyn condemns herself to Hell and more ...

Ever since I heard they require VPL on every cover, I can't not see it! (Image via DNA)

KENNETH IN THE (212): Queer mags of the moment.

TWITTER: Newsflash! Caitlyn Jenner is human garbage:

And all you Kris Jenner worshipers — she was married to this! Don't tell me Caitlyn never said shit like this while wed. (Image via Twitter)

THE TONIGHT SHOW: This Trump chuckle is worth it:

LGBTQ NATION: Disney fucked Gov. Ron DeSantis (R) right where the Sunshine State don't shine.

NEW YORK: The failure of an LGBTQ bank.

INSTAGRAM (FOLLOWS APPRECIATED): Walken is 80?!