ABOVE: Could you? Would you?

Bonus beef (Image via tear sheet)

BELOW: Keep reading for naked dancers, Thiel's wrongdoing, Trump almost indicted and more ...

OMG.BLOG!: Private dancers offer public nudity. Very public. Very nudity.

FAST COMPANY: Looks like Peter Thiel's irresponsibility caused the crash of Silicon Valley Bank.

CNN: Gov. Sarah Huckabee Sanders (R) of Arkansas has proudly signed into a law a major rollback of child-labor protections. Like ... why is this a priority? Why is this a photo op-worthy moment?

Somehow, Elon Musk dances even more horribly than Donald Trump.

Apparently, greedy racist narcissistic megalomaniacal ableist misogynistic fascist dumbass manbaby supervillians have no rhythm. pic.twitter.com/MHXzhWpYTu

— The USA Singers (@TheUSASingers) March 9, 2023

TWITTER: Elon Musk dances WORSE than Trump.

HUFF POST: Michael Cohen set to testify in Trump case in NYC, setting the stage for Trump to become the first-ever ex-POTUS to be indicted.

KENNETH IN THE (212): LGBTQ mags galore.

When I was a kid, a dude with a shark puppet used to read to us. I see no difference. (Image via Dallas Voice)