Hole brothers, too. (Image via Twitter)

ABOVE: These husbands found out they share the same biological father. (1) They thought it a good idea to announce this, and (2) people flipped out like it's so beyond gross — they didn't grow up as a family and won't procreate. And (3), the account was deleted. UPDATE: (4) I am told they said they were joking.

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He's in Mexico for his bulk-up. (Image via Instagram)

SOCIALITE LIFE: Neil Patrick Harris is getting in shape for Season 2 of Uncoupled. (In case you're behind on the news, the show was uncanceled!)

VANITY FAIR: Somebody Somewhere is also getting a Season 2 — and Matt Jacobs has the skinny on that.

On the show, moms and sons are in the same dating pool, just not with each other. (Images via TLC)

OMG.BLOG!: Not watching MILF Manor? Probably a good thing. But this guy from the show looks cute naked.

CHICAGO SUN-TIMES: Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot (D), who made history as the first Black woman and first out gay person to serve as the city's mayor, is a one-termer; she came in third in Tuesday's primary. Former Chicago public schools CEO Peter Vallas and Cook County Commissioner and Chicago Teachers Union organizer Brandon Johnson advance to a run-off on April 4.

DeSantis hasn't even announced he's running and the election isn't for another 20 months and this stuff is already happening. The GOP is going to split like a banana split and Democrats will gobble it up.

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— Brian Krassenstein (@krassenstein) March 1, 2023

TWITTER: Florida's Gov. Ron DeSantis (R-Florida) is a fucking fascist, part a million: here, he instructed security to get rid of any pro-Trump protesters outside his latest book signing. The key part — “Why?” “Because.”

THE MIND SHIELD: NYC Mayor Eric Adams is ostensibly a Democrat, but with talk like this, who needs Republicans:

Don’t tell me about no separation of church and state. State is the body, church is the heart. You take the heart out of the body, the body dies. I can’t separate my beliefs because I’m an elected official. When I walk, I walk with God, when I talk, I talk with God. When I put policies in place, I put them in with a God-like approach to them — that’s who I am.

Completely idiotic logic.

Book it! (Image via Michael Gregg Michaud)

LARRY EDMUNDS BOOKSHOP: If you're in L.A., drop by this signing!

DAILY BEAST: Accused girlfriend beater James Comer (R-of course-Kentucky-of course) lamented on TV Tuesday the fact that Joe Biden's dead son wasn't charged with crimes before, you know, dying of cancer.

ROLLING STONE: HBO's new edgy series with Lily-Rose Depp has become, in the words of its own cast and crew, torture porn.

INSTAGRAM: Oof, Javier Bardem.

THE MARILYN REPORT: Albie Pearson, the baseball star who joined Marilyn Monroe for her final public appearance, has died at 88.

GR8ERDAYS: RIP Ricou Browning, 93. The handsome stuntman was the guy in the suit as the Gill-man in Creature from the Black Lagoon, almost 70 years ago. He played the lovestruck baddie in three films. Thanks to his youth at the time and his incredible longevity, he had been the last-surviving actor to have played a Universal horror monster. Those films ran from 1931's Dracula to 1956's The Creature Walks Among Us, which was the last time Browning played the Gill-man.

Serving fish. (Images via Universal)