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Mar 15 2023
St. Patrick's Studs: Irish Heartthrobs Comments (0)

Via Mr. Man:

Friday, March 17, is St. Patrick’s Day, which gives Mr. Man the perfect excuse to check out Irish actors in the buff in an attempt to answer the age-old question: Are Irish men bigger? Long-rumored to have bigger members than your average guy, Irish men may or may not live up to the hype. But THESE Irish men do ...

Michael Fassbender in Shame

Michael Fassbender’s penis became internationally known for its dizzying dimensions following the debut of Shame at the Venice Film Festival in 2011. In fact, Michael’s frontal scene from Shame was so openly discussed at the time that George Clooney even brought it up while accepting his award for The Descendants at the 2012 Golden Globes: “Really, Michael, honestly, you can play golf like this with your hands behind your back.”

Liam Neeson in Under Suspicion

While Fassbender is often considered to be the biggest man working in Hollywood, we think that fellow Irish actor Liam Neeson might have an even bigger member. We spotted his very lengthy manhood in this blink-and-you-’ll-miss-it frontal chase scene from his 1991 movie Under Suspicion

Jamie Dornan in Fifty Shades of Grey

True Jamie Dornan fans might remember his nude modeling photos from before he was an actor. However, the rest of the world had to wait until his frontal debut from his first outing as Christian Grey in 2015’s Fifty Shades of Grey to see the goods. Jamie only teases part of his package here, but it looks like it requires extra postage.

Jonathan Rhys Meyers in Tangled

This Irish hunk is known for his piercing eyes and acting chops. But if you saw the 2001 thriller Tangled, you know he’s also got something to celebrate in his trousers. Watch as a 24-year-old Meyers flashes Rachael Leigh Cook during a nude photo shoot! 

Paul Mescal in Normal People

Paul Mescal is a part of the new guard of Irish actors taking over Hollywood. He first gained notoriety in Hollywood for his bold performance in Hulu’s romance miniseries Normal People. Nudity was necessary, as Paul’s tender scenes opposite Daisy Edgar-Jones bring their chemistry to life. 

Colin Farrell in Triage

You didn’t think we were done with the old guard yet, did you? While Michael Fassbender’s member dominated headlines in 2010, Colin Farrell and the word “hung” were synonymous in the aughts. Famously, his frontal scene was cut from A Home at the End of the World after it “made it difficult to concentrate on the plot” after an early screening of the film. Director Michael Mayer even confirmed it was distracting. However, Colin’s penis made it into Triage, thankfully.

Martin McCann in The Survivalist

Finally, if any of you still have doubts about Irish men, we give you Martin McCann. He’s a lesser-known actor, but he made a big impact in 2015’s The Survivalist. Huge, even. Take in every inch of Martin’s performance as this Irish stud boldly strips fully nude in front of the camera! 

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