it was just like no big deal, like sucking dick and cock. and i was like oh my god, time and place! and you did it at my birthday dinner. and i made excuses for you then pic.twitter.com/2txifcVS5y

— matt (@mattxiv) April 8, 2023

ABOVE: I reacted to the above (Matt is an invaluable Twitter follow, by the way, informationally) by saying Matt is cute and some prick said I am old enough to be Matt's father. (1) I'm no one's father, (2) I said CUTE, I didn't do a full Lenny palm-bite, (3) I said CUTE in response to a playfully sexy post, and (4) why are so many queer people this nutty about age-gap anything? You know, the people you find cute, even sexy, don't necessary radically change as you age. There's nothing wrong with seeing cuteness forever, and actually, there's nothing wrong with dating someone way younger if they're an adult. This infantilization of young adults is a part of the overall societal push to call more and more and more things pedophilia.

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Here's the beef! Wow. I am dating myself. (GIF via OMG.Blog!)

OMG.BLOG!: Young Mazino heats up Beef.

BAY AREA REPORTER: Late, great drag legend Heklina will be inducted onto the LGBTQ Wall of Honor.

OUT LOUD: On June 2, the City of West Hollywood and JJLA are hosting WeHo Pride's free Friday Night at OUTLOUD Music Festival with Idina Menzel, Jessie Ware, Shangela and Tinashe, with additional perfs by JORDY, Tolliver and DJ Venessa Michaels. The weekend already includes Grace Jones and Carly Rae Jepsen.

NEW YORKER: “How One Mother's Love for Her Son Started a Revolution.”

NBC NEWS: Dr. Jesse Ehrenfeld, an anesthesiologist, will take the reins of the AMA as its first-ever gay prez.

PRIDE: Hannah Gadsby's new Something Special is something new for them — a feel-good comedy show. Spoiler alert: Logan Roy dies in it.

More punchlines, less gut-punches. (Image via Netflix)