Captain of my heart (Image via movie still)

ABOVE: Telenovela star Andrés Garcia has died at 81. More hot photos — and a warm obit — here. Plus, here, a sexy psycho.

BELOW: Keep reading for — well, just trust me ...

He's found a way to show us all the best parts at once! (Image via Instagram)

SOCIALITE LIFE: I have posted him twice before, but Leonardo Hanna Azrak continues to be the moment.

OMG.BLOG: Gay Pride 1978 is a welcome flashback to a time when the LGBTQ community was one.

THE GUARDIAN: More than 1,000 people spent last weekend worshiping The Golden Girls in Chicago. (Why not Miami?!)

TWITTER: Kelly is doing a great service by showing us that trans people can be all things, including fucking racist assholes:

Now she’s backtracking and apologizing pic.twitter.com/ybLFZ1kR3k

— Marlon Weems 🐳 (@GeekTrader) April 6, 2023

For good measure, she's also a trans woman who took advantage of gender care as a teen who is now advocating that that be made illegal.

This is from YEARS AGO. Try to keep up, MAGA. (Image via Jack Daniel's)

NEWSWEEK: With Anheuser-Busch facing calls for a boycott by snowflake righties over its work with trans influencer Dylan Mulvaney, people are going back to 2021 to get pissed that Jack Daniel's once did a promo with some RuPaul's Drag Race queens. I will never understand why drag (which had become so normalized) and transgender issues (which the public had become supportive of) and LGBTQ issues (hello, look at all the progress) SUDDENLY became such polarizing issues to the nth degree. It all originated with Ron DeSantis, and he has a shot at being POTUS.

WATCH: Michigan’s Democratic Gov. Gretchen Whitmer officially signs a repeal of the state’s 1931 abortion ban. 👏👏#ProChoicepic.twitter.com/3JmcUbY9Us

— Jon Cooper (@joncoopertweets) April 5, 2023

TWITTER: Michigan's incredibly successful Democratic Gov. Gretchen Whitmer eliminated the state's 1931 (!) anti-abortion law with the stroke of a pen. Major future POTUS vibes.

His campaign will be a high-profile way to further embed anti-vaxxerism in U.S. culture. (Image via Instagram)

REUTERS: Robert F. Kennedy Jr. — the worst Kennedy — is running for POTUS in 2024 ... as a Democrat. He's a wildly anti-vax loon who is pals with Steve Bannon. He and his wife Cheryl Hines, yes, she of Curb Your Enthusiasm, can fuck all the way off.

PROPUBLICA: A bombshell report reveals that Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas and his activist wife Ginni Thomas have for some 20 years accepted MILLIONS in gifts from a major GOP donor. Off the books. Unreported.

THE GUARDIAN: Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-Georgia), one of the most powerful representatives in the current Republican Congress, called NYC — the country's biggest city and arguably the cultural center of the world — “disgusting,” “filthy” and “repulsive,” a “terrible place.”

Again, this bitch is from Milledgeville, Georgia.

FOULPLAY.LIVE: Speaking of all things foul, Foul Play is a new interactive, live, improv murder-mystery series that sounds like complicated fun.

EXTRATV: Lea DeLaria has secretly wed Dalia Gladstone, who clearly pushed for this because now her name could be Dalia DeLaria!

INSTAGRAM: Tony Villanueva, one of Madonna's dressers, has seen The Celebration Tour as it stands and confirms it is what fans have always wanted: