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ABOVE: Hairy Josh Segarra will rip your heart out in the latest episode of The Other Two.

BELOW: Keep reading for mystery meat, odious Texas AG impeached, abortion doc knocked ...

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OMG.BLOG!: He is not Mr. Rulli, but he has an ass of death.

INSIDER: He was forced into conversion therapy, and he survived.

TEXAS TRIBUNE: How confident is the GOP in Texas that they'll never lose power? So confident that they actually did the right thing and impeached Ken Paxton, their slimebag AG. Usually, the GOP would stick with a corrupt power player FOREVER, but that's why I think it shows they feel they're invulnerable.

WAPO: An Indiana board has voted to punish a doctor who raised concern over having had to perform an abortion on a 10-year-old who was denied service in Ohio. Supposedly, they're claiming she violated the girl's privacy.

SOCIALITE LIFE: Céline Dion has canceled her tour in light of her Stiff Person Syndrome diagnosis.

THE HILL: Yes, you're gay.