Ursula 2023 looks one part Karen, one part televangelist's wife. (Image via Target)
TARGET: The new Ursula is ... based.
PEOPLE: It's no laughing matter, but turns out I'm a public health threat. (Yeah, I'm one of those who really doesn't like giving oral sex that much, so I'm less of a whore than the average gay man. 100s, not 1,000s. But still a whore.)
ADVOCATE: Colorado's (gay) Gov. Jared Polis (D) has signed gun-control legislation.
HUFF POST: In the wake of a mass murder of five people who complained about a neighbor's gunfire — a murder that included an 8-year-old — Texas Gov. Greg Abbott (R) made sure to refer to the five victims as illegal aliens.
NBC NEWS: Sen. Tim Scott (R-South Carolina), a raging right-winger who happens to be Black (the right LOVES Black conservatives) is likely going to announce a presidential run on May 22, and looks to me like Trump's running mate. Trump wants a woman for women, but won't be able to resist a Black man to tinker with the racial dichotomy of the U.S. political system.
ROLLING STONE: Paul Stanley of KISS — who has spent 50 years in spandex with makeup all over his face — has decided to issue a statement against parents being allowed to help their trans children in any way. Everyone acts like parents across the country are clamoring for the ability to rush to surgery; not even close. I don't have stats, but I'm sure the number of kids whose parents are allowing SRS under 18 in the U.S. is beyond minuscule, if it happens at all. But that's always the assumption with this argument, and they overlook how simply allowing kids to be themselves and assisting with hormone therapy can keep them from killing themselves. But KISS.
Hunter Biden, as the son of the President of the United States, is a reflection of our country.
— Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 (@mtgreenee) April 30, 2023
Even after all of his actions solidifying himself as one of the most vile men in America, they still want to come after President Trump and his family? pic.twitter.com/bRR7mdYKZ7
Sadly, ultra-liberal (well, apparently not ultra!) Dee Snider AGREES, equating a trans child to a child who feels pretty sometimes.
A Davenport West High School senior yelled "Trans rights are human rights" during a scholarship ceremony with Gov. Kim Reynolds today.
— Iowa Starting Line (@IAStartingLine) May 1, 2023
Reynolds has signed legislation blocking gender-affirming care for trans youth and a "bathroom bill" this session. pic.twitter.com/P1hoK8F12J
TWITTER: Some helpful rabble-rousing.
YOUTUBE: Meanwhile, Rep. Jill Tokuda (D-Hawaii) congratulated Sasha Colby on her RuPaul's Drag Race win — and the speech is more than the usual celebrity shout-out on the House floor:
TWITTER: Rep. Marjorie Taylor Green (R-Georgia) is — absurdly — acting outraged by the existence of PornHub, and even says it should be illegal. She's insane if she thinks that is a winning talking point.
TWITTER: Roy Wood Jr.'s WHCA Dinner set was hilarious (as was President Biden's). His definition of an NFT was lethal:
Roy Wood Jr, "Do you understand how rich you have to be to buy a supreme court -- a black one, on top of that! There's only two in stock. And he owns half the inventory. We can all see Clarence Thomas, but he belongs to billionaire Harlan Crowe. And that's what an NFT is." pic.twitter.com/5EwzwciScQ
— Sarah Reese Jones (@PoliticusSarah) April 30, 2023
INSTAGRAM (COME FOLLOW ME): Oof, Doug ... wouldn't you STILL belly up to that Barr?!
BOYSBOYSBOYS.ORG: Do you really have to ask what's in the book Boys! Boys! Boys!? (Same as was in Boys! Boys! Boys! the magazine — boys, and boys, and boys. And that means men. I can't believe we are at a point where everything is GROOMING so even saying this word requires a clarification.)
The exclamation-point spine is TDF. (Image via BoysBoysBoys.org)
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