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May 01 2023
Ursula Downgrade + Texas Governor Slurs Murder Victims + KISS's Paul Stanley Worried About Gender Confusion ... In Kids + Sasha Colby Saluted + Large Marge Wants To Ban Porn + MORE! — 12-PACK Comments (0)

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ABOVE: Instagram is the bulge police — they removed this image.

BELOW: Keep reading for Ursula, a drag shout-out on the House floor, famous folks continue to pretend trans kids are rushed into surgery and more ...

Ursula-boycultureUrsula 2023 looks one part Karen, one part televangelist's wife. (Image via Target)

TARGET: The new Ursula is ... based.

PEOPLE: It's no laughing matter, but turns out I'm a public health threat. (Yeah, I'm one of those who really doesn't like giving oral sex that much, so I'm less of a whore than the average gay man. 100s, not 1,000s. But still a whore.)

ADVOCATE: Colorado's (gay) Gov. Jared Polis (D) has signed gun-control legislation.

HUFF POST: In the wake of a mass murder of five people who complained about a neighbor's gunfire — a murder that included an 8-year-old — Texas Gov. Greg Abbott (R) made sure to refer to the five victims as illegal aliens.

NBC NEWS: Sen. Tim Scott (R-South Carolina), a raging right-winger who happens to be Black (the right LOVES Black conservatives) is likely going to announce a presidential run on May 22, and looks to me like Trump's running mate. Trump wants a woman for women, but won't be able to resist a Black man to tinker with the racial dichotomy of the U.S. political system.

ROLLING STONE: Paul Stanley of KISS — who has spent 50 years in spandex with makeup all over his face — has decided to issue a statement against parents being allowed to help their trans children in any way. Everyone acts like parents across the country are clamoring for the ability to rush to surgery; not even close. I don't have stats, but I'm sure the number of kids whose parents are allowing SRS under 18 in the U.S. is beyond minuscule, if it happens at all. But that's always the assumption with this argument, and they overlook how simply allowing kids to be themselves and assisting with hormone therapy can keep them from killing themselves. But KISS.

Sadly, ultra-liberal (well, apparently not ultra!) Dee Snider AGREES, equating a trans child to a child who feels pretty sometimes.

TWITTER: Some helpful rabble-rousing.

YOUTUBE: Meanwhile, Rep. Jill Tokuda (D-Hawaii) congratulated Sasha Colby on her RuPaul's Drag Race win — and the speech is more than the usual celebrity shout-out on the House floor:

TWITTER: Rep. Marjorie Taylor Green (R-Georgia) is — absurdly — acting outraged by the existence of PornHub, and even says it should be illegal. She's insane if she thinks that is a winning talking point.

TWITTER: Roy Wood Jr.'s WHCA Dinner set was hilarious (as was President Biden's). His definition of an NFT was lethal:

INSTAGRAM (COME FOLLOW ME): Oof, Doug ... wouldn't you STILL belly up to that Barr?!

BOYSBOYSBOYS.ORG: Do you really have to ask what's in the book Boys! Boys! Boys!? (Same as was in Boys! Boys! Boys! the magazine — boys, and boys, and boys. And that means men. I can't believe we are at a point where everything is GROOMING so even saying this word requires a clarification.)

Boys-book-boycultureThe exclamation-point spine is TDF. (Image via