I hear the distant sound of tops flipping into bottoms. (Image via Instagram)

ABOVE: Cheyenne Jackson is really letting himself go. And by that, I mean he has had a full body transplant. (!!!) Book him on Cameo.

BELOW: Keep reading for a real-life superman, a real-life monster, an uncle of the year and more ...

Superduperman (Image via TikTok/video still)

SOCIALITE LIFE: Meet Javier Serna. (I'd be happy to meet up.)

GAYLORDS OF DARKNESS: The much-loved Gaylords of Darkness is ending after five years. The queer feminist horrorcast bids adieu.

KENNETH IN THE (212): Tennis studs galore.

TWITTER: Deranged preacher Aaron Thompson of the Verity Baptist Church in Vancouver, Washington, preaches that LGBTQ people are all — 100% — pedophiles, gives unhinged sermon dropping the word faggot multiple times:

1/3. Preacher tells congregants to cut ties with LGBTQ+ children while shouting slurs - “I would cut ties with any kid that was a f*g. My own kid, any kid. I don't want to have anything to do with them." pic.twitter.com/E49zo9Nl6v

— ᒪᗩᑎᑕᗴ 🏳️‍🌈 (@LanceUSA70) July 25, 2023

OUT: Another YouTube star — Kris Tyson — has come out as trans.

GREG IN HOLLYWOOD: Why Andrew Rannells wrote the book Uncle of the Year.

The write stuff (Image via Crown)