This side is almost done. (Image via Playgirl)

ABOVE: A shame Sam J. Jones hates his nudes. Happy birthday suit. More here.

BELOW: Keep reading for Billy Porter's never-ending gripe, a drag queen's vengeance and more ...

For fuck's sake — it was three years ago! (Image via Vogue)

TELEGRAPH: Billy Porter is STILL mad about Harry Styles's dress, and is now calling Anna Wintour a bitch. I'm sorry, but putting Harry on that cover was helpful to LGBTQ people, and to at least tweaking the binary. Putting Billy Porter on would've been great, but he is unknown compared to Harry. He also appears to be organically doing things that please him, so he isn't baiting anyone or stealing anything. Everything comes down to stan wars or, in this case, personal offense.

TWITTER: The family of Craig Robertson, the lunatic who frequently threatened to kill Biden and Harris and suited up in body armor — before being shot to death by the FBI — is defending him, saying he was too fat and old to pose a serious threat.

JOE.MY.GOD.: Minstrel shows are back in!

PATCH: In NYC's Harlem, a new high-rise with so-called affordable units ($2,311/month) insists you earn $80K. And they are studios.

MASHABLE: Drag queen seeks revenge in new thriller Femme.

GR8ERDAYS: This Charlie's Angels image is to die for.

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