ABOVE: How's the Blair up there?!

BELOW: Keep reading for hot men, incarcerated riff-raff and more. ..

INSTAGRAM: Biting off more than you can chew with this one.

THE ONION: Leave it to The Onion to tackle how GOPers would handle gay progeny.

TOWLEROAD: Drag show thwarted in Lebanon. (Yes, they have drag shows in Lebanon.)

Not so Kutti (Image via Fulton County Sheriff)

DAILY BEAST: Kanye's former PR Trevian Kutti was booked for her alleged RICO violations in Georgia, and holy FUCK, this woman made a CHOICE for her mug shot.

SOCIALITE LIFE: Drew Barrymore's recent stalker continues — he was arrested by her HOME.

TWITTER: I hate that Chris Christie is the most reasonable GOP candidate:

Christie: If Vivek thinks that Donald Trump is the greatest president of the 21st century, what the hell is he doing running? He should drop out tomorrow. pic.twitter.com/SQLt4z4gwt

— Acyn (@Acyn) August 24, 2023

AMAZON: Speech Team is a novel about a reunion from the '80s that gets awkward — but the author promises it's funny and breezy.

(Image via Amazon)

If you send him an email of proof you bought the novel, he'll donate $5 to the Rainbow Pride Youth Alliance. HMU directly if you'd like his contact.

EXTRATV: Trans Sister Wives star Leon Brown got hitched.

OMG.BLOG!: All the scoop on that Samantha Jones cameo.

PINK NEWS: Rock legend Carlos Santana, who fucking grew up in San Francisco, is apologizing for his long-winded, out-of-nowhere and quite explicitly anti-trans rant from a concert that went viral. I don't really know how you come back on this issue when we're not talking about a slip of the tongue or an ill-conceived sentence. It sounded like he said what he said.

ADVOCATE: A new Pride flag is being sold to help benefit the Lake Arrowhead LGBTQ+ Fund in the wake of ally Lauri Carleton's murder.

(Image via Lake Arrowhead LGBTQ+ Fund)

INSTAGRAM: John Stamos is naked and 60.