ABOVE: Crazy that this is now a job, but hey.

BELOW: Keep reading for underpants, incest, brain surgery and Roxette ...

Ironically, the movie is called Moonshine. (Image via Netflix)

OMG.BLOG!: Tom Stevens shows off his fine ass.

They manage to make even incest disgusting. (Image via video still)

DEXTERO: A person named Flyhsouljah of the Island Boys — two extremely tatted up, not so extremely talented rappers who are brothers — is coming out as gay after facing criticism for making incest content (kissing only!) with his straight brother. But, like, he's STRICTLY a top. That was important for him to stress. JFC, we are regressing.

TWITTER: Even Pence has (finally, belatedly) turned on Trump with Trump's latest and greatest indictment.

HINDUSTAN TIMES: India's first out gay prince says his parents hoped he could undergo BRAIN SURGERY to fix that gay part.

Lizzo’s dance captain, Shirlene Quigley, takes to Instagram following lawsuit that alleges she attempted to convert dancers to Christianity and inappropriately simulated oral sex in front of them:

“I just wanted to get on here really quick and say God is so, so good!” pic.twitter.com/c8CuFf0LdF

— Pop Crave (@PopCrave) August 2, 2023

TWITTER: I don't know if Lizzo did the things of which she is accused by her former dancers, who are suing her for money, but I know her dance captain is guilty as sin of proselytizing — sheesh!

GR8ERDAYS: New — and final — memoir from the late Roxette singer Marie Fredriksson is here, and a special edition is packaged with music.

If you buy this, you've got the book. (Image via 1984 Publishing)