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ABOVE: Nolan Gould, of Modern Family, is all growed up.

BELOW: Keep reading for an award-worthy butt, DeSantis feeling the heat, another shooting and more ...

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OMG.BLOG!: All that and Rubén Cortada also has a nice culo.

Please watch this video of STUDENTS HAVING TO JUMP OUT OF WINDOWS at UNC Chapel Hill for safety & ask yourself if this should be normal. This is why we are outraged, pissed off, & ready to vote out anyone who doesn’t take action. This is sickening. pic.twitter.com/d5NXdKhxOw

— Victor Shi (@Victorshi2020) August 28, 2023

KSBW: A faculty member was shot dead on the UNC Chapel Hill campus in a shooting that had some students leaping from windows to escape. For once, the suspect was captured alive.

The janitor(s) at UNC Chapel Hill shut/locked the classrooms and the building off from the intruder. The janitors put their lives at risk to do this. To save my son.

— Mofessor (@AnonPsychProf) August 28, 2023

YOUTUBE: Look at these Black people shaking the hands of DeSantis, who despises Black people — at least he got booed while pretending to care about the three Black people murdered by a white supremacist in Jacksonville, Florida.

HUFF POST: A right-wing judge on Wisconsin's Supreme Court is ever-so-pissed that her colleagues are now in the majority. Eat a dick, your honor! Republicans — all of them — are the worst.

CBS NEWS: House Majority Leader Steve Scalise, a Republican who has been shot and is still pro-guns, announces cancer diagnosis.

POLITICO: Eminem vs. Ramaswamy. Also, Vivek used to care about NOT voting for people without experience:

18-year-old Vivek Ramaswamy asking a presidential candidate why he should vote for him when he’s the one with “the least political experience?”

The irony. pic.twitter.com/ik5ASBxZ3S

— Republicans against Trump (@RpsAgainstTrump) August 29, 2023

HUFF POST: Ray Smith becomes the first defendant to cop a plea in the Georgia election-tampering cases. Meanwhile, this Black for Trump can't afford legal counsel — and there is no help forthcoming. I guess that's why there is no group called Trump for Blacks.

YOUTUBE: I do not know why this is gay, but it is gay. And I smell gays and lesbians in the piece:

KENNETH IN THE (212): Kenneth in the (702) — gay blogger gets hitched in Vegas. Congrats to the happy couple!

BBC: A man in Uganda has been sentenced to death for aggravated homosexuality. All that is known is he is 20, and he allegedly (what a word, and what a world) had sex with a 41-year-old. For 10 years, we've been hearing about Uganda's anti-gay law. Well, it's here, and now here is the first person sentenced to die for being gay.

Nigeria is little better. It's law makes homosexuality and gay marriage in particular punishable by up to 10 years in prison. Over 60 people were just detained at a gay wedding. State police spokesman Bright Edafe (who isn't) said:

The amazing part of it was that we saw two suspects, and there is a video recording where they were performing their wedding ceremony. We are in Africa and we are in Nigeria. We cannot copy the Western world because we don’t have the same culture. This is not something that will be allowed in Nigeria.

Now Ghana has entered the chat.

PAGE SIX: Congress is broken when a lying POS like Rep. George Santos (R, of course) is still parading around, unjailed. Now, he's bragging that he lost 100 lbs. with Ozempic and that he can kick Sen. Mitt Romney's ass.

GREG IN HOLLYWOOD: When Martin Fucsovics wins, we all win.

We won. (Image via video still)