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Sep 14 2023
Ass Is In Session — Naked Curriculum Comments (0)

Via Mr. Man:

School is officially back in session, and we found some students who already deserve detention. They’ve been bad, very bad. Below you will find the ten hottest school scenes from movies and television, including some of the best nude, gay sex, and masturbation scenes ever filmed. You could say that ass is in session ...

(10) Connor Swindells in Sex Education

In the premiere episode of one of the most sex-focused high school series, Connor Swindells drops trou in front of the entire lunchroom. 

(9) Dimitri Abold in Love Addicts

Abold shows off his bubble butt after going down on an art teacher in her classroom in this German series!

(8) K.J. Apa, Mark Consuelos in Riverdale

Any list of the hottest school scenes would be incomplete without Riverdale. In possibly the most revealing Riverdale scene, K.J. Apa shows off his actual ball and penis outline in a singlet while wrestling with his daddy coach! 

(7) Michael Carbonaro, Graham Norton in Another Gay Movie

In a quintessential school fantasy, legendary talk show host Graham Norton plays a teacher who bends his young, eager student over the desk to please him from behind! 

(6) John Lafayette in Good Luck, Miss Wyckoff

John shows off every inch of his incredible body with his full frontal schoolroom scenes in this notorious movie once described by the Los Angeles Times as deserving “just this side of an X-rating.”

(5) Johnny Rapid, Rocco Reed in I'm a Porn Star

Legendary porn star bottom Johnny Rapid turned the tables on Rocco Reed in a classroom sex scene in the underrated gay porn documentary I’m A Porn Star.

(4) Sam Jones III, Darin Brooks, Alan Ritchson, Chris Romano in Blue Mountain State

The young men of Blue Mountain State race across the football field with Oreos in their asses. The losers must then eat the Oreos as the winner, Alan Ritchson, watches and gloats. College: Where the straightest men do the gayest things.

(3) James Van Der Beek, Ian Somerhalder in The Rules of Attraction

Sometimes a great scene is as much about what you don’t see as what you do. We love this incredible dorm room fantasy in which a young, stunning Ian Somerhalder masturbates with a pillow while daydreaming about James Van Der Beek!

(2) Omar Ayuso, Arón Piper, Manu Ríos in Elite

Did you really think we would leave the horny gays of Elite off of our list? In season four Arón jerks off while picturing his boyfriend Omar and school newcomer Manu pleasuring him at the same time.

(1) Elias Kacavas, Henry Eikenberry in Euphoria

Finally, the best school scene of all time can be found, unsurprisingly, in Euphoria. Young Cal, played by Elias Kacavas, is treated to a look at his best friend’s hairy cock as the friend, played by the drop-dead gorgeous Henry Eikenberry, famously asks Elias if he wants to grab a milkshake. Class, the word of the day is “Milkshake.”

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