ABOVE: Sadly, Accidental Bear is going away. (Except on IG.)

BELOW: Keep reading for a prize-winning keister, wanting a free Palestine without eradicating Israel, Argentinean Trump LOSES (so far) and more ...

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INSTAGRAM: Looks like he's smuggling something under there.

HUFF POST: A report says Israeli coroners and investigators are shocked and repulsed by the state of the bodies left by Hamas. It feels like some #FreePalestine voices ... don't care? And others ... won't believe it? It used to be you could deplore such violence while still deploring how Israel, tilting ever rightward, treats Palestine. Now, it just feels like no evidence is accepted, it's all Israel's fault, end of conversation. I wonder how different things would be without Netanyahu? I hope we find out soon.

POLITICO: Was this synagogue president murdered for being Jewish?

BBC: In a welcome upset, the Trump of Argentina (a chainsaw-bearing TikTok star) came in significantly behind his left-leaning counterpart in the country's presidential election. Up next: November 19 runoff.

OMG.BLOG!: Britney Spears, in her book, reveals she was fond of Adderall.

PEOPLE: Teri Copley learned that not all publicity is good publicity. (P.S. I believe her.)