First of two towel photos in this post ... (Image via Instagram)

ABOVE: He is about to discover some Hot Ways to Die.

BELOW: Keep reading for beefcake, murderers getting their due and more ...

Yes, I have seen gladiator movies, Joey. (Image via AMG)

KICKSTARTER: Help the Mizer Foundation digitize some of the late, great beefcake photographer's films.

INSTAGRAM: A Chicago merchant is dealing with anti-gay slurs and threats — and wants locals to help him get the police to do their jobs.

DALLAS MORNING NEWS: A Texas judge is so averse to performing same-sex marriages she's suing for the right to discriminate.

NBC NEWS: One of the suspects in the string of robberies of gay men in NYC, some of which led to deaths, has changed his plea to GUILTY.

PINK NEWS: Stanley Bruce Early, 77, has pulled a 22-year sentence in Australia for his gay hate crime.

GR8ERDAYS: John Stamos is pulling a Britney Spears, outing his long-ago-ex Teri Copley as having cheated on him with Tony Danza. (But did she?!)

Is that Teri cloth?! (Image via ABC)