ABOVE: Today would've — and could've, and should've — been the day Sal Mineo turned 84.

BELOW: Keep reading for Luke Evans and a half-nekkid tennis pro, Santos gushes over gutting of House Ethics Committee (and House ethics), movies galore and more ...

ABOVE: No beard required.

BELOW: Keep reading for an Elite casting decision, Alito's KKK joke and more ...

ABOVE: Remembering the late Tales of the City star, plus all the other b'days of December 4.

BELOW: Keep reading for Trump trashing the Constitution, gay ex-rep Kolbe dies, more on those NYC druggings-gone-bad and more ...

ABOVE: Treat's a snack.

BELOW: Keep reading for dream model, Kanye GUSHING over Hitler now, Spoiler Alert to bow in theaters and more ...

ABOVE: So far, Facebook's answer to losing 2-factor authentication is ... bye. And now Musk is openly welcoming white supremacy to Twitter. So follow my various Instagram accounts (here, here, here — depending on your tastes). It's my least useful social media presence for me, but might be the last man standing.

BELOW: Keep reading for Chippendales nudity, Kanye & Trump & Fuentes, calendars showing skin and more ...

ABOVE: 'Memba him?!

BELOW: Will Sharpe on Theo James's kisses, grief and anger in Colorado Springs, NYC gay-bar attacker and more ...

ABOVE: Dig that cuh-razy chest hair!

BELOW: Keep reading for guys gone nude, Trump's flop announcement and more ...

ABOVE: With Katie Hobbs's breathtaking defeat of MAGA queen Kari Lake, Kari's old drag pal Barbra Seville — who worked tirelessly to expose her hypocrisy — is taking a victory lap

BELOW: Keep reading for Andrew Garfield's unveiling, Giuliani off the hook, RIP to an Obama dancing partner and more ...