ABOVE: Mason Gooding & more hot hunks HERE.

BELOW: The U.S. continues to decline, Josh Brolin's butt is on the upswing and more ...

ABOVE: Wild thing.

BELOW: Keep reading for the battle between Elon Musk and the soul of the United States, a fun story about Tina Louise, how much Adam Lambert cares and more ...

ABOVE: Fabian was such a hot piece. Happy 82!

BELOW: Keep reading for Sterling K. Brown, Ira Madison III and more ...

ABOVE: Laigs!

BELOW: Gays, plays and more ...

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ABOVE: Today, Lana Turner would be 104. There are (roughly) 15,000 or so 104-year-olds on the planet right now, so it could happen! Today's birthdays HERE.

P.S. Ricky Martin acted with her in her final on-screen performance ... on a two-part episode of The Love Boat:

BELOW: Keep reading for more ...

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ABOVE: An acquaintance said they wouldn't call Trump dumb. How about stupid(e)?

BELOW: Keep reading for Colman Domingo's moment, Nancy Mace roasted and more ...

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ABOVE: Big Steve Boyd, Viking king of Instagram.

BELOW: Keep reading for Trump's anti-qualified nominees sailing along, 20 years of Brokeback, 2 new COA movies and more ...

ABOVE: Delicious Matt Lattanzi.

BELOW: Keep reading for Edmund White's book, Elon Musk's hostile takeover of the U.S. Treasury and more ...