ABOVE: Man in motion.

BELOW: Keep reading for an ass to die for, amazing theater, RIP Trixie and more ...

When your credit card drools. (Image via video still)

INSTAGRAM: So many wrestling photos are PSed to look even hotter, yet — as this one proves — they don't need to be! This wrestler is featured on the linked page. Shudder.

One of Fisher's kings (Images via The Green Room)

THE GREEN ROOM: The acclaimed Medea, The Musical, from writer-director John Fisher, is making its NYC debut as we speak, with performances today and tomorrow. If you're in NYC, check it out here.

Matty Carrington by Bartek Szmigulski is a sight for whore eyes. (Image via Yummy)

YUMMY: The new issue 8 of Yummy is more full-frontal than ever. Gulp.

PEOPLE: Holy shit, they might know who D.B. Cooper is?!

Dykes in white satin (Image via Variety)

VARIETY: I'm still shocked Kristen Stewart wound up so out and loud; when she first became famous for Twilight, she was quite surly and introverted. She's also a terrific actress. Now, in a new-ish Variety piece, she explains why she feels Twilight was actually gay:

I can only see it now. I don’t think it necessarily started off that way, but I also think that the fact that I was there at all, it was percolating. It’s such a gay movie. I mean, Jesus Christ, Taylor [Lautner] and Rob and me, and it’s so hidden and not okay. I mean, a Mormon woman wrote this book. It’s all about oppression, about wanting what’s going to destroy you. That’s a very Gothic, gay inclination that I love.

HUFF POST: Iowa is going to be a huge boon for Trump, who has no business running. I'm equally scared of Nikki Haley, blech.

PRIDESOURCE: Check out my Q&A with Mary Gabriel, author of a fantastic new Madonna bio.

YOUTUBE: Ariana Grande's new song “yes, and?” was pitched as a “Vogue” tribute, but while I hear house, her vocal is more Janet Jackson. I hear “Too Funky” by George Michael. The video is, of course, Paula Abdul:

THAT GRAPE JUICE: I don't think Lil Nas X has any animosity or indifference toward Madonna or Gaga, but he's clearly tired of the ... let's go with reductive ... comparisons.

YOUTUBE: I've featured queer artist Yuzima Philip before, and I still think he is an out-there original:

GR8ERDAYS: Sadly, Joyce Randolph, a fabulous New Yorker who was the definitive Trixie on The Honeymooners, died Saturday at 99.

She took over the part from Elaine Stritch, who played it once on a pre-Honeymooners show. (Images via CBS & by Matthew Rettenmund)

YOUTUBE: I will definitely see the musical version of Mean Girls in a theater (it's a B.O. smash), even though I never did drag my ass to see it on Broadway: