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ABOVE: Relatable content to balance out the Jake Gyllenhaal things to come.

BELOW: Jake Gyllenhaal's tits, Lil Nas X fanboys out, Colman Domingo's moment and more ...

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YOUTUBE: Jake Gyllenhaal looks incredible, even if his performance as a tough guy seems more noncredible in ... Road House. Definitely worth looking at; we'll see if it's also worth watching:

BILLBOARD: Madonna's former backup singers (and dancers!) Donna De Lory and Niki Haris open up to Billboard about their past with the Queen of Pop, as well as about their current series of shows highlighting their vocal chemistry. They play two gigs this weekend at the Green Room 42 — Saturday has a ticket left, and here are Sunday's options.

YOUTUBE: Speaking of Madonna, Lil Nas X talks about her gracious meeting with him during his tour, a moment caught in his doc Lil Nas X: Long Live Montero:

KENNETH IN THE (212): A Billboard chart from 1983 makes me wistful.

NBC NEWS: Republicans are speed bumps. Period. Vote them all out.

HUFF POST: Most Senate Dems support a Palestinian statehood, full-stop. But sure, lefties, vilify Biden and refused to vote for Democrats. That'll for SURE help Palestinian children.

JOE.MY.GOD.: Florida is 100% controlled by Republicans, so they've prioritized ... banning social media for minors. Good luck enforcing it.

POLITICO: Voting data out of Iowa and New Hampshire paint a negative picture for Trump.

If Andrew Scott can't get nominated, then I want Colman for the win! Screw Cillian Murphy. (Image by Sam Waxman for Out)

OUT: “Colman Domingo: The First Black Gay Movie Star.”

QUEERTY: The Queerties are here! And I'm not nominated. But here I am posting about it! Go vote. (For Andrew Scott.)

THR: The Color Purple, with its queer vein, topped the NAACP Image Award nominations.

MURLIN: You've got to know when to fold 'em. Check out 52-card decks featuring the avatars of Murlin TV.

Dropping a deuce (Image via Murlin TV)