ABOVE: He doesn't get the credit, but Dabney Coleman — 92 (!) today — had one of Hollywood's all-time best butts.
I'm calling it a draw. (Image via video still)
KENNETH IN THE (212): Tennis player vs. tight shorts.
One has a gigantic dick prosthetic, but it doesn't totally ruin the moment. (Image via video still)
OMG.BLOG!: Good God, the nude scenes in this series C*A*U*G*H*T look pornographic. At the link, you see the naked actors piled atop one another, including one with his ass right in another's face, which is supposed to be all gay-panic ewwwww! but which, well, isn't.
HUFF POST: Jimmy Kimmel has threated to sue crank Aaron Rodgers, who — with zero evidence — suggested Kimmel was an Epstein associate. Those fake, circulating flight logs with all of IMDb (liberals only, of course) are EVERYWHERE now, and a huge percentage of the people who see them assume they're true. This is why average joes, not just QAnon nuts, think Oprah and Tom Hanks and Chrissy Teigen literally flew to an island with Epstein to fuck kids. No one will push back on it! I recall Jim Carrey threatening a lawsuit, but then nothing; their handlers probably advise them to just ignore insanity. But this needs addressing. It's time to make it a crime to casually call someone a pedophile.
POLITICO: Oh, no. RFK Jr. is on the ballot in Utah. I guess we've lost that state. Oh, no.
CURRENT REVOLT: In the “weird things to lie about” department, former congresswoman Mayra Flores, a rabidly right-wing Hispanic Texas politician, has been posting homey food photos for years ... all stolen. What is this bitch actually eating?
SOCIALITE LIFE: Jacob Elordi is praising his praise of the boundary-pushing scene in Saltburn involving his character's bathwater. Meanwhile, you can buy a candle scented like said bathwater. (I think you're basically buying a candle with clever words on the outside of it, but still. Variations are ALL OVER Etsy.)
Good to the last drop. (Images via Amazon/Etsy)
There is also a water bottle, if you're so inclined:
(Image via Etsy)
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