ABOVE: I regret that the one time I met Matt Dillon, he was seriously annoyed to be recognized.

BELOW: A peach, some BAFTA winners, a BAFTA loser and more ...

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INSTAGRAM: Mariano is a peach, I tell ya, a peach.

YAHOO!: If you're okay with John Schneider calling Beyoncé a dog pissing to mark new territory, you're just a fuckin' racist and/or a lunatic who hates her that much.

TWITTER: A BBC reporter twice awkwardly asked Andrew Scott about Barry Keoghan's Saltburn dick on the BAFTAs red carpet, instead of asking him about his own BAFTA-nominated film All of Us Strangers. Cringe:

BBC reporter Colin Paterson AWKWARDLY asking out gay actor Andrew Scott — whose film "All of Us Strangers" was BAFTA-nominated — about ... Barry Keoghan's dick in "Saltburn." Because ... why? pic.twitter.com/h05R71pW6o

— Matthew Rettenmund (@mattrett) February 19, 2024

EXTRATV: Full list of BAFTA winners — Oppenheimer won seven, Poor Things won five.

YOUTUBE: Kylie Minogue performed “Padam Padam” on the People's Choice Awards:

HUFF POST: In loony Alabama, the courts have decided that frozen embryos are actual children.

NBC NEWS: A decade-long dispute over anti-gay slurs used in soccer games heads to court.