ABOVE: Aaron Taylor-Johnson for Armani.

(Image via Armani Beauty)

BELOW: David Archuleta's colon speaks, Trump thinks he's Elvis-ish, Biden's sterling jobs report and more  ...

David — call me. (Image via video still)

SOCIALITE LIFE: I find it hard to believe we are at the moment where David Archuleta is openly discussing topping vs. bottoming, considering how closeted he once was. Bravo!

NYT: Bidenomics fucking works.

TWITTER: Trump thinks he is a dead ringer for Elvis, and yet our guy is the one who supposedly has dementia.

INSTAGRAM: Out now!

BILLBOARD: Madonna has finally performed (a snippet of) her last no. 1 hit that she had never sung before — “This Used to Be My Playground” received a short airing at her second Chicago Celebration Tour stop after she reminisced a bit about her history with Chi-Town. (She shot part of A League of Their Own there, and I was at my most batshit-fannish, chasing her around the city and never finding her. But I did see her Blond Ambition dancers shopping at the Water Tower.

My first-ever paid writing work came about thanks to Madonna shooting that film in Chicago:

I felt bad because one guy I described in the piece was super offended. Live and learn! (Image via Gay Chicago)

INSTAGRAM: All about sexxxy Thomas Calabro: