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ABOVE: He's eaten plenty of girls' asses, but won't ask a girl to eat his. But if “somebody” wanted to — he's down. Watch.

BELOW: Hot retro movie, Biden's overperformance, bevy of booties and more ...

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METRO WEEKLY: Pat Rocco's Drifter has been given the Blu-ray treatment. What does the 1974 film have to offer 2024?

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KJCT: Rep. Lauren Boebert's (R-Colorado) son has been arrested, faces TWENTY-TWO charges.

FORBES: I'm selling things on eBay and Don Lemon is getting PAID.

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OMG.BLOG!: And that is why they call this show Naked & Afraid.

INSTAGRAM: Best artist's statement I've ever heard.

HUFF POST: Biden overperformed in the Michigan Democratic primary, the uncommitted movement only hit 13% (comparable with past uncommitted percentages) and brought out a large uptick of Democratic voters. Trump underperformed all polls, facing 30% of the Republican electorate rejecting him in favor of Nikki Haley, who cannot win the nomination. Yet, the delusional-clown media is reporting that Trump is coasting and Biden has issues.

THE GUARDIAN: Speaking of delusional clowns.

Michigan voter on Trump: I think he is pretty much an asshole pic.twitter.com/Ub6lsbbtzO

— Acyn (@Acyn) February 28, 2024

TWITTER: Michigan voter sums Trump: He's pretty much an asshole.

POLITICO: Navalny's grieving widow suggests Putin might exterminate people at his funeral. Rank-and-file Trump voters would love that.

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INSTAGRAM: I love his channel.

HUFF POST: It's Sue Andy Cohen for Money Month, and former Housewife Leah McSweeney is joining in, alleging he snorts coke with his fave cast members and “disregarded” her alcoholism. How DARE he not help her beat her alcoholism!

INSTAGRAM: The fan wants (1) his shorts, (2) his autograph and (3) a fucking selfie, GOD DAMN IT.

INSTAGRAM: Never. Gets. Old.