ABOVE: Happy 63rd, Henry Rollins.

BELOW: Keep reading for the sentencing of Sgt. Miles, Moms for Liberty figure outed as formerly cool hang, Fani Willis in danger and more ...

Self-cavity search for prison! (GIF via GIPHY)

WFLA: The former gay porn star known as Sgt. Miles has been sentenced for his role in the January 6 insurrection.

CNN: Super Bowl LVIII was either the most-watched TV broadcast of all time, or was second only to the moon landing in 1969 — hard to rely on 1969 stats, yet hard to believe a greater percentage of Americans was not glued to a set for that earlier mission: accomplished.

JOE.MY.GOD.: Horny Bridget Ziegler, the Moms for Liberty hypocrite caught orchestrating threeways with her accused-rapist husband, used to be a cool, pro-gay socialite. Shocker. I've got news for you — most of the goddamned Real Housewives are cut from this cloth; they love their gays, they would sell us out in a heartbeat. Not all! Most.

HUFF POST: Georgia D.A. Fani Willis may be disqualified from the Trump case she built because of who she fucked. Show me graft, who me she promoted someone unqualified, show me corruption — do not tell me she can't have sex and still be clear-headed.

POLITICO: It's sad seeing what Steve Garvey has become.

PEOPLE: Jennifer Coolidge has been dubbed Queen of Gay Hollywood.