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Feb 14 2024
Democrat Succeeds George Santos, R House Majority Down To 1 + The Leo Luster Whisperer + Sophie Ellis-Bextor's Comeback Includes NYC + Get Off Kristen Stewart's Jock + MORE! — 6-PACK Comments (0)

ABOVE: Murder on the pelvic floor.

Screenshot 2024-02-14 at 12.31.51 PMShhhh! More of him below. (Image via Facebook)

BELOW: Keep reading for more of that guy, George Santos replaced by a Democrat and more ...

Leo Luster nudeLeo is fucking perfect. (Image via Facebook)

FACEBOOK: Leo IS really cute, and he really DOES always whisper. But if you want the whole package, you'll need his OnlyFans.

ABC13: Republicans' House majority is now down to ONE SINGLE SEAT. We are a bad cough away from taking over there. Why? Because Tom Suozzi defeated a right-wing buffoon on Long Island to reclaim the seat briefly held by grifter George Santos. Polls had called it a toss-up but — guess what? — polls YET AGAIN undercounted Democrats, who handed Suozzi a decisive 8-point win. (Suozzi is a centrist, so don't get too excited, but for any Dem to win on increasingly right-wing Long Island is telltale.)

TWITTER: Happy Valentine's  Day — Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene is Speaker Pro Tempore today. She's as informed as a Times Square wanderer who is asked simple math and geography questions on video, yet ... running shit. Two years after rooting for insurrection.

THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON: I continue to be amazed that “Murder on the Dancefloor” is not already known as a classic. I am glad for Sophie Ellis-Bextor that she is benefiting from a Saltburn resurgence, but it's baffling that songs like this and “Running Up That Hill” and even “Fast Car” are new to anyone. I get that they're old! (And her song is British.) But I used to be very aware of older music and foreign hits. Maybe TikTok is changing that.

TIME: Sadly, Ian Miles Cheong is NOT dead. (But Time and Newsweek are, ugh. They're written by right-wing toddlers these days.)

ROLLING STONE: Kristen Stewart was a PILL to work with during her Twilight years. I never thought I'd come to like that sourpuss. But I also never dreamed she would come out and be the type of artist to tell Rolling Stone, “I want to do the gayest thing you've ever seen in your life!” And I also never dreamed she was such a great actor. My opinion of her changed with Clouds of Sils Maria (2014) and hasn't changed back.

KRISTEN stewart rolling stone boycultureGet off her jock! (Image via Rolling Stone)