Whoever shot this Jake Gyllenhaal video knew what they were doing: pic.twitter.com/rsd9t0XOoi

— Matthew Rettenmund (@mattrett) March 19, 2024

ABOVE: A bird's-eye-view video of sweaty Jake Gyllenhaal.

BELOW: Gay love, the new Bond, Stormy Daniels can testify against Trump and more ...

They went to college and gathered knowledge ... (Image via Rhett & Sean)

OUTSPORTS: A very sweet and uncomplicated gay love story.

AXIOS: Bernie Moreno — a MAGA monster endorsed by Trump — has won the Ohio Republican primary, so will square off with Democratic Sen. Sherrod Brown. It's a Democratic win, too, because Moreno is so whacko he polls consistently worse than Moreno against Brown, who is otherwise considered vulnerable.

HUFF POST: Your daddy's on the welfaaare ...

CNN: Stormy Daniels and Michael Cohen may testify against Trump in New York criminal trial, judge decides.

POLITICO: SURPRISE! Trump makes disgustingly anti-Semitic comments.

DAILY BEAST: Could in-the-tank Judge Aileen Cannon find herself booted from Trump's classified documents case?

LGBTQ NATION: Shangela is denying multiple sexual-abuse allegations.

Can we even handle a Bond this adorable? (GIF via GIPHY)

EXTRATV: Aaron Taylor-Johnson is likely the next Bond.

DEADLINE: Will & Grace's Eric McCormack endorses straight guys playing gay guys.

ABC7: Pasadena theological seminary fires director over her support of LGBTQ+ rights.

NYT: Disgraced art gallerist Andrew Crispo has died at 78.

VIMEO: JustFor.fans is highlighted in a new doc called Men at Work: Selling Sex Online.

At what price pleasure? (Image via Vimeo)