ABOVE: Look — anything to get the shot. And no, Madonna didn't yell at her for not standing up. P.S. THIS IS FUCKED UP.

BELOW: Hot and naked Maluma, hot and clothed Carol Burnett and more ...

Paper's Mr. Mickey is the new iteration's creative director. (Image by Danielle Levitt for Playgirl)

PLAYGIRL: The Playgirl brand has re-launched, and is featuring Maluma — a new dad — on their latest cover. P.S. If you're into Playgirl, check out my Esquire.com piece on the magazine from 2017. Also, I've got a compelling, semi-related follow-up coming within a few months, too!

BUZZFEED: Expected to be a highlight of this year's Oscars telecast (tonight!), Barbie's “I'm Just Ken” was almost cut from the film.

JOE.MY.GOD.: An Alabama GOPer has been charged with the sexual torture and murder of a man he knew.

WHO'S THE A**HOLE?: New from Grindr is the Katya-hosted Who's the A**hole? — it's sex-positive and it's fun. Above, Jordan Firstman. They've also had Trace Lysette and more.

HUFF POST: President Biden has apologetically backed off of the term “illegals.”

She saw it in the window and just had to have it. (Image by Yelena Yemchuk for Harper's Bazaar)

BAZAAR: Carol Burnett just want to have fun.

Thank you, @GStephanopoulos for valiantly defending me.

I wish Representative @RepNancyMace well.
And I salute all survivors for their strength, endurance, and holding on to their sanity. https://t.co/0GTOwGIXkE

— E. Jean Carroll (@ejeancarroll) March 10, 2024

TWITTER: E. Jean Carroll was raped, and a jury agreed he was liable for that. Rep. Nancy Mace (R-South Carolina) belittles it, and pretends that George Stephanopoulos is trying to shame her. She is a REVOLTING person.

POLITICO: Netanyahu has to go. If he doesn't go, U.S. support has to. It's over. He's way beyond gone too far.

(Image by Joan Crisol for MV)

MODUS VIVENDI: Check out the brand's SS24 collection.

SNL: This concept — crazy mash-ups of songs by hammy singers — has been done many times before, but it always works and Ariana Grande and Bowen Yang sold it. I think “Happy Birthday” did it for me:

YOUTUBE: Check out the new release from Ladsclub. Their Bingo Boys-ish, sample-ready “Discoprancing” is TikTok-friendly:

TWITTER: Come follow me!

Gay men are like "she saved my life" and it's Alice from "The Brady Bunch."

Lesbians are like "she saved my life" and it's Alice's drill sergeant Cousin Emma. pic.twitter.com/oj2yKZVOXt

— Matthew Rettenmund (@mattrett) March 10, 2024