ABOVE: Imagine the Marinaro sauce.

BELOW: Big bulges, ageless Ernie Hudson and more ...

I know it's a locker room, but it looks like he's in the middle of a hospital corridor. (Image via Instagram)

KENNETH IN THE (212): This is a tennis roundup, and yet it seems like a porn convention.

EXTRATV: Ernie Hudson looks like THIS at 78?!

SOCIALITE LIFE: A bevy of male beauties.

OMG.BLOG!: The Menendez brothers' murder mansion just sold for $17M.

Today is Trans Day of Visibility. Also Easter. Also Ed Marinaro's birthday. No conflicts.

TMZ: Caitlyn Jenner truly, truly is a POS.

QUEERCLICK: You've heard of OnlyFans, now try ... OlderFans. (Wink.)

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