ABOVE: I could eat.

BELOW: Keep reading for Kate Middleton's cancer battle and more ...

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MV: The Modus Vivendi Antibacterial Line doesn't have a sexy name, but it's definitely hot stuff.

A message from Catherine, The Princess of Wales pic.twitter.com/5LQT1qGarK

— The Prince and Princess of Wales (@KensingtonRoyal) March 22, 2024

TWITTER: Kate Middleton announces she is battling cancer.

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TWITTER: You know what to do.

INSTAGRAM: Raunchy for 1976! (And happy 93rd to Captain Kirk.)

SOCIALITE LIFE: Ricky Martin says his dad encouraged him to come out.

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Hey not to be dramatic, but if one of you doesn’t find me this pit crew member’s ig I’ll drown myself pic.twitter.com/CuqF8SYdl0

— Tyler Mead (@tylerhmead) March 21, 2024

TWITTER: He has been found HERE.

NBC NEWS: Candace Owens is parting ways with Daily Wire over her anti-Semitic conspiracy theories. Distressingly, a lot of anti-Semitic crap overlaps a little too neatly with the far left's valid criticism of Israel's response to October 7. This is bad company.

2RAW2REAL: You need to follow him. He's such a persuasive and effortless speaker on behalf of Democrats.

YOUTUBE: I wonder what the record is for the longest span between a wholly original film and its first sequel? Beetlejuice and Beetlejuice Beetlejuice are at about 36 years. Looks like the movie will open with the funeral of the Jeffrey Jones character (for obvious reasons).

Here we go again. Marjorie Taylor Greene files a motion to vacate House Speaker Mike Johnson for allowing a bipartisan vote to fund the government. Republicans are in disarray again. They are not a serious governing party. They are a grievance party. 🤡 pic.twitter.com/gtlqaDz3O0

— Keith Boykin (@keithboykin) March 22, 2024

TWITTER: Idiotic Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-Colorado) is trying to oust Speaker Mike Johnson. She has zero fucks to give that it only hurts her hobbled party.

EDELWEISS: Jonah Newman's Out of Left Field is a sort of queer Bad News Bears, the story of a young baseball player who comes out to his peers. It's being called a “remarkable” debut.

Glove is glove. (Image via Edelweiss)