ABOVE: John Cena, you've got the parts.

BELOW: Keep reading for Jacob Elordi, Michelle Visage, Trump cutting Social Security in his dreams and more ...

Elordi, Lordy! (Image via Instagram)

MY NEW PLAID PANTS: Saltburn's stars had a strong showing Oscar weekend — just not at the Oscars.

INSTAGRAM: Lady Gaga defends posing with Dylan Mulvaney.

ADAM SANK: The hilarious Adam Sank is returning to the Stonewall Inn for 2 dates in April with his acclaimed Bad Dates.

BBC: Kate Middleton has admitted she Photoshopped her Mother's Day family photo, which has led major news agencies to ban it on the grounds it was manipulated. It's odd, as most photos that are handouts have been manipulated, but I suppose in a case of a vaguely head-of-state-type figure trying to provide proof of life/health, it's bigger than scotching under-eye bags.

VARIETY: Wow ... Beyoncé recorded Dolly Parton's Jolene!

WOW PRESENTS PLUS: Michelle Visage — not RuPaul — will host RuPaul's Drag Race Down Under, Season 4.

@boyculturedotcom The Oscars In Memoriam segment was disrespectful and pointless. #oscars #inmemoriam #boyculture ♬ original sound - Matthew Rettenmund/BoyCulture

DEADLINE: The Oscars NEVER GETS the In Memoriam right!

VOGUE: The stars who showed up to Madonna and Guy Oseary's party included Robert De Niro, Salma Hayek, Dominic Sessa, Flea, Chris Rock, Jodie Turner-Smith, Colman Domingo, Demi Moore, Matthew McConaughey, Ashton Kutcher & Mila Kunis, Mark Ronson & Grace Gummer, Kingsley Ben-Adir, David Copperfield, J.B. Smoove and Larry David. Madonna, who was between concerts, hauled out her Re-Invention Tour corset. (P.S. It would've been fun to see Madonna's Celebration Tour with Diane von Furstenberg!)

JOE.MY.GOD.: After the Florida legislature adjourned, over 20 anti-LGBTQ+ bills did what they should have done from the beginning — they dropped dead.

CNN: Um, hello, Trump DOES wanna cut retirement programs.

NYT: Do you miss ... the gay best friend in films and on TV?

THE GUARDIAN: Singer Beverley Knight says she was canceled for, in part, being too loudly pro-LGBTQ+.