ABOVE: Looks great for a guy Madonna fucked to death.

BELOW: A butt for the ages, a 30 Rock-worthy episode of anti-gay nonsense and more ...

Surprisingly, it gets even better. (Image via video still)

OMG.BLOG!: Joey Beni's butt in Sugar High is sweet.

HUFF POST: Arizona Republicans really, REALLY want to lose in November. They already have.

A school board says Maulik Pancholy's lifestyle means he shouldn't be around kids. (GIF via GIPHY)

NEW YORK TIMES: I don't want to hear about how far we've come when we have THIS far to go.

POLITICO: Two of Trump's NYC jurors are lawyers, which turns out to possibly be his ace in the hole.

THE AP: Yet again, a special election reveals surprising Democratic strength, this time in Michigan. Polls suggesting Black voters and young voters of all backgrounds nudging toward Trump and the GOP have never been borne out at the ballot box.

NYT: The death of Bob Graham reminds us that Florida was not insane so very long ago.