You can try, but you'll never camouflage Marcello Hernández's hotness! (Image via video still)

Jake Gyllenhaal, looking Chicago-ready, performed a Broadway parody on SNL last night in which his character sings (beautifully) about beautiful boys instead of the usual girls.

The male SNL cast had fun, but damn, the joke that they were supposed to look plain robbed us of a sexy interlude ...