ABOVE: Just wow.

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NYP: Apparently, the brass at ABC is worries about gay newsman DeMarco Morgan's precocious bulge.

WSBTV: Prescription pill-abusing former cop shot and killed his Lyft driver after hearing voices and coming to the conclusion the victim was in a gay frat and trying to kidnap and recruit him. This gives the gay panic defense a new lease on life, no?

HUFF POST: Biden moves to classify pot as a less dangerous drug.

REUTERS: Pastor Steven Anderson is too anti-gay for Botswana.

OUTSPORTS: Meet the NHL's first gay couple to KissCam it.

KENNETH IN THE (212): Gay mags 'n' rags.

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