ABOVE: How could he have NOT done extensive nudity and poses like this?!

BELOW: Keep reading for a lot of muscle today ...

This cover is shockingly similar to the next item's cover. (Image via DNA)

DNA: An uncovered cover.

He has a couple of good points. (Image via Get Out)

KENNETH IN THE (212): LGBTQ+ mags & rags of the week.

THEM: A twerking gay mascot.

HUFF POST: Secret Trump tapes aired in court.

OMG. BLOG!: OMG! chats with Kathy Griffin!

PATCH: The former super of a school district has filed suit, alleging the Board of Education sacked him simply for being gay.

EXTRATV: Something is genuinely wrong with Britney Spears — she is claiming an incident at Chateau Marmont was fake news and that some of the photos that are clearly of her are of body doubles. I feel bad for her. It really seemed like the conservatorship was wildly abusive, but she definitely seems to be in need of some kind of help.

EW.COM: 13 Reasons Why actor Tommy Dorfman was secretly married.

USA TODAY: The 9-1-1 cast talks about Buck's perfect gay kiss.

VARIETY: The podcast fueled by wild gay questions.

INSTAGRAM: A heartwarming Mrs. Doubtfire cast reunion.

POP CULTURE: Marcia Gay Harden emotional over So Help Me Todd cancellation.

Gone too soon? (Image via CBS)