ABOVE: Oh.

23A · Always Been A bonus Madonna-related musical interlude ...

BELOW: Keep reading for a butt that should win any game, Nikki Haley bowing and scraping before Trump as predicted and more ...

Sports forever! (Images via video stills)

FACEBOOK: I'm sure he had no idea his outfit was so immodest.

amfAR: The venerable HIV/AIDS org amfAR is having an auction to go with its Cannes event today to raise cash for a good cause. The art and experiences on the block include a Warhol print.

INSTAGRAM: What she said.

CAFTAN CHRONICLES: Alan Cumming is the last gay man of a certain age to open his caftan.

JOE.MY.GOD.: The racists on the SCOTUS (yes, including high-tech-lynched Thomas) are totes cool with South Carolina's racist gerrymandering.

QUEERTY: Taylor Zakhar Perez is “100% in” when it comes to playing gay and doing nude scenes.

HUFF POST: No shock here — Nikki Haley, after saying Trump was not qualified to be POTUS again, will vote for him.

They want you for a new recruit! (Image via BTBT)

BTBT: Yes, a site called BoyCulture promoting a play from Breaking the Binary Theatre is a little off-brand, but in name only; my next venture needs to be less specific! Check out the new play Soldiergirls if you're in NYC.

YOUTUBE: Beetlejuice Beetlejuice's new trailer confirms that Jeffrey Jones's character is deceased. (A convenient way not to involve him, following his legal trouble:

PEOPLE: Billy Zane makes an uncanny Brando.

INSTAGRAM: Joan Collins is 91 today.

AMAZON PRIME: Céline Dion shares the first teaser for her Amazon Prime doc I Am: Céline Dion: