ABOVE: The forever HOT Gary Cooper.

BELOW: Keep reading for a half-naked boxer, an all-naked Dane, Trump's bad and good days in court and more ...

Put up your, er, dukes! (Image via video still)

INSTAGRAM: When you can deliver a TKO just with your bulge.

EXTRATV: RIP Susan Buckner aka Patty Simcox.

RS: Bette Midler talks about how she should have sued Lindsay Lohan!

Take. It. Off. (Image via video still)

OMG.BLOG!: Naked Danes.

POLITICO: Judge Cannon, who is an obvious partisan hack and MAGAt, has indefinitely postponed Trump's federal case for stealing classified documents. He won't be tried pre-election. If he wins the election, the charges will be dropped. That is an untenable circumstance and — among many other reasons — should be a reason NOT to be a dumb-ass quisling like these jerks:

Surprise! The 38-year-old's account rages about “illegals” and says he is against trans people. (Image via Twitter)

JOE.MY.GOD.: Ex-Trump aid Joe McEntee has promised he and others will get Trump to BAN porn in a theoretical second term.

HUFF POST: Trump petulantly looked away as Stormy Daniels testified in NYC today, going over details of the time he fucked her. You could say she is fucking him back.

PUBLIC THEATER: Justin Vivian Bond will be honored with the first Judy Icon Award at the 12th Annual Night of 1000 Judys.

Always let 'em see you sweat. Especially if you're a butt. (Image via video still)

KENNETH IN THE (212): Shirtless James McGee's scorching-hot workout.

HUFF POST: The Boy Scouts of America is now called Scouting America, which definitely cures it of the idea it is about molesting kids.

NYT: Why a 65-foot hot dog is in Times Square.

PARAMOUNT+: Let the Canary Sing, a new full-length doc about Cyndi Lauper, is coming to Paramount+ June 4.