ABOVE: Julia Duffy's birthday is as good a reason as any for cake.

The cake. More here — sub for cheap. (Image by Matthew Rettenmund)

BELOW: Keep reading for RHONY's new queer cast member, Madonna's surprise and much more ...

GLAAD: Queer art curator Racquel Chevremont is joining The Real Housewives of New York City.

YOUTUBE: My Old Ass, in which a young woman (Maisy Stella) meets up with her future, sarcastic self (Aubrey Plaza) is fantastic, and thoroughly, effortlessly charming. You gotta see it.

MEET ME ON BOARD: A new app for gay men looking to cruise. Like, on ships.

A lotta respect to their booker. (Image via PlanetPride.com)

PLANET PRIDE: Brooklyn's Planet Pride on June 29 is welcoming Andy Bell!

There's something to it. (Image via Instagram)

INSTAGRAM: Madonna confirms her appearance at Lady Land, also in Brooklyn, also on June 29. Rumors are flying she will help judge a vogueing contest, but with Tokischa onstage earlier and fresh off a world tour, anything could happen. Including my death from natural causes at the venue.

Seidelman finally talks about why she hadda have Shirley Stoler in Susan — the great presence from Seven Beauties and The Honeymoon Killers (Images via video still)

YOUTUBE (SUBSCRIBE!): My last of three Susan Seidelman events in NYC — Seidelman speaks at length with The Future of Film Is Female's Caryn Coleman after a screening of Desperately Seeking Susan at the Metrograph last night. Great stories, as always, and there are more in her book Desperately Seeking Something: A Memoir About Movies, Mothers, and Material Girls (out now).

Seidelman with Peter Michael Marino, who created the Desperately Seeking Susan musical (Image by Matthew Rettenmund)