ABOVE: You know you're old when you notice the book, and recognize both book and author.

BELOW: Keep reading for drag, dads and more ...

Welcome to modernity, bitches. (Image via video still)

THE AP: Some are angry that drag queens recreated The Last Supper as part of the Paris Olympics opening. It's supposedly anti-Christian. Uh, it's just a painting, made countless years after the events in the Bible, and it was painted by Da Vinci, a gay dude. So get over it. Also, it's not The Last Supper  — it turns out it's based on the Feast of Dionysus.

KENNETH IN THE (212): Guys spreading their legs, op-ed meltdowns and more.

INSTAGRAM: Major dad fixation here.

NPR: Trump, meeting with West Palm Beach Christians (ha) declared himself one of them (in a weird way that sounded like he said the opposite, but okay) while assuring them that if they vote THIS TIME, they won't have to vote again.

NBC NEWS: Some of the LGBTQ+ performers and lawmakers lining up to support VP Kamala Harris.

INSTAGRAM: Zac Efron was in Paris for the Olympics opening ceremony.

Zac Efron is soaking wet. (Image via Instagram)