ABOVE: Funny, but you could always refuse service, too.

BELOW: Keep reading for Lou Pearlman's comeuppance, early Kamala vs. Trump polls and more ...

Mixed *NSYNC/Backstreet Boys imagery/titling aside, this is going to be juicy. (Image via Netflix)

NETFLIX: I worked with Lou Pearlman, went on a press trip he orchestrated, met him and spoke with him many times, and let me tell you, I can't wait to watch the hell out of this one!

REUTERS: Polls are snapshots, but it's nice that the first legit poll of Kamala vs. Trump — taken before she has even selected a running mate or appeared at the DNC in August — shows Kamala up over Trump by 2%. Still leaves 8% claiming they'll vote for RFK Jr. (he won't get anywhere near that). P.S. A Quinnipiac poll has Trump way up on Kamala ... because they have him winning 18-34-year-olds by nearly 20%. Um, yeah, that's not happening. (Same poll has her winning old people. Silly season.)

WFAA: A key Baptist leader was FIRED for daring to applaud President Biden for putting country over ego.

TWITTER: I don't know who is unaware of this by now, but Russell Brand — a credibly accused sexual abuser — is a dumb-as-a-box-of-rocks, red-pilled provocateur. Latest display of ignorance, he's trying to slam Kamala Harris's intelligence and her abilities because she's a Black woman, but he thinks melatonin is melanin.

Katy Perry was married to this?! (Image via Twitter)

YOUTUBE: Is J.D. Vance the dumbest running mate since Quayle?

EXTRATV: Madonna made a surprise appearance at the NYC premiere of Deadpool vs. Wolverine, in which her “Like a Prayer” plays a pivotal role. Also, for the red-pilled loons who keep stealing that 2022 meme about Madonna and Roseanne: