Via Mr. Man:

The folks at Mr. Man are ushering in the 2024 Summer Olympics the only way they know how - with nude guys. After all, did you know that the first-ever Olympians competed nude? Let’s carry on this proud tradition with cock sword fighting, underwater bumhole, Jacob Elorid, and more. This year’s categories include tried and true extracurriculars like swimming, wrestling, and cycling, as well as the one-off winners of rare categories like ping pong, horseback riding, and ballet. With eighteen categories total, the Manlympics are guaranteed to give you quite the workout.

See the full NSFW scenes by clicking the link below, and keep scrolling for a look at some of our favorite cumpetitors. You’ll have an opening ceremony of your own…

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Swimming — Peter Schlesinger in A Bigger Splash BRONZE MEDAL

Swimming — Sanuye Shoteka, Hermes Pittakos in He Loves Me GOLD MEDAL

Martial Arts — Jorge Antonio Guerrero in Roma GOLD MEDAL

Skateboarding — Tor Erik Bøe, Sjur Nyvold in Anti Reproductive Mating Ritual GOLD MEDAL

Soccer — Carloto Cotta in Diamantino GOLD MEDAL

Volleyball — Eric Mabius in Wirey Spindell SILVER MEDAL (pic at top of post)