ABOVE: I am reminded of my pal Alan Light's capture every year on Princess Diana's death anniversary.

BELOW: Keep reading for fake nudes, fake Trump excuses and more, much more ...

I like how they print it on old paper and use flaws. (Image via eBay)

EBAY: On eBay, you have to be smart. Look at this FAKE AS FUCK image. It's supposedly 1950s. You can tell that this man's body and face are not right. It could be entirely AI-generated (face, in particular). And then it's sold to appear old. Give me a break.

OMG.BLOG!: Carly Rae Jepsen is the devil.

Dirty laundry! (Image via Boylicious)

KENNETH IN THE (212): Mags galore, all LGBTQ+.

NBC NEWS: Doctors who treat trans minors have to face urgent demand and — threats.

NBC NEWS: A gay ex-teacher will serve five years in prison for voicemails left to criticize a Florida judge who decided against queer allies in a case. All the guy said was:

You have no fucking idea what LGBTQ kids go through. I’m a retired teacher. I’ve taught in Florida. I’ve taught in California. I have seen the sheer hell those kids are put through and you have the gall to say that’s part of middle school or high school is to be picked on ... You are a cruel person. You think that it’s okay for LGBTQ kids to be bullied, which is what that law is allowing, that’s what it’s saying that they’re second-class citizens. Listen dumb-ass, you’re easy to track you down ... I’m not a vindictive person and I wouldn’t hurt anyone just like you’ve hurt a whole community, thousands of LGBTQ kids in the state of Florida, a state of 22 million people, you fucking vicious cunt.

Not great.  But gets FIVE YEARS for it?!

PEOPLE: James Ivory, 96, talks about being a living gay icon — and why he did not come out in the 1990s, at the peak of his success.

TWITTER: Trump suggests Gold Star families set him up on that Arlington scandal.

TWITTER: I think many Democrats, like me, are thrilled to see Kamala Harris is not shy to get into the trenches with Trump, fighting back instead of simply looking the other way, as here — with a brutal take-down of his Arlington stunt:

As Vice President, I have had the privilege of visiting Arlington National Cemetery several times. It is a solemn place; a place where we come together to honor American heroes who have made the ultimate sacrifice in service of this nation.

It is not a place for politics.

And…

— Kamala Harris (@KamalaHarris) August 31, 2024

FLORIDA TIMES-UNION: Kamala Harris is launching a bus tour that will focus on reproductive freedom, and she'll kick it off with three stops in Florida.

Wow. This is a new low, even for Trump.

“It Was a Setup,” “Could have been the parents” Trump tries to blame Gold Star families for the Arlington incident
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— Republicans against Trump (@RpsAgainstTrump) August 31, 2024

TWITTER: At a rally, Trump points to Rep. Byron Donalds (R-Florida), and says he's “a smart one.”

Trump on GOP Rep. Byron Donalds: “That one is smart. You have smart ones and then you have some that aren’t quite so good.” pic.twitter.com/GPnOVPls7g

— Kamala HQ (@KamalaHQ) August 30, 2024

INSTAGRAM: Happy 75th to scorching-hot Richard Gere:

INSTAGRAM: The biggest teenybopper-friendly celeb couples of 1985. Spoiler alert — none stayed together!